{"id":1616,"date":"2014-07-10T22:22:18","date_gmt":"2014-07-10T22:22:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/?p=1616"},"modified":"2023-12-01T20:33:53","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T20:33:53","slug":"goldie-blair-detective-in-distress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/goldie-blair-detective-in-distress\/","title":{"rendered":"Goldie Blair, Detective in Distress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Detective Blair is snooping around so I have to tie her up, rig up a quick crossbow death if she struggles, and go about my villainly business. Will she escape?<br \/>\nDun Dun Duuuuuuuun!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Detective Blair was nosing around again, so I tied her up and injected her with a slow-working poison. She has five minutes to work her way free and drink the antidote&#8230; Dun Dun Duuuuuun!!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That damn Detective Blair won&#8217;t leave me alone, so I tie her up outside, strap TNT to her naked breasts, light the fuse and run! Will she wriggle free this time? Dun Dun DUUUUUUN!!!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got her this time! Poor Goldie is tied to a tree, her clothes shredded away, her breasts smeared with honey, and left for the huge, terrifying (admittedly plastic) flesh-eating ANTS to consume!<br \/>\nDUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/work\/store\/index.php?storeid=42299&amp;buy=4246272&amp;checkout=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-content\/preview-videos\/PV-goldie-blair-clip01.jpg\" alt=\"Goldie Blair Clip 01\" \/><br \/>\n<input type=\"submit\" value=\"Buy Clip 1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/work\/store\/index.php?storeid=42299&amp;buy=4246267&amp;checkout=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-content\/preview-videos\/PV-goldie-blair-clip02.jpg\" alt=\"Goldie Blair Clip 02\" \/><br \/>\n<input type=\"submit\" value=\"Buy Clip 2\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/work\/store\/index.php?storeid=42299&amp;buy=4246262&amp;checkout=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-content\/preview-videos\/PV-goldie-blair-clip03.jpg\" alt=\"Goldie Blair Clip 03\" \/><br \/>\n<input type=\"submit\" value=\"Buy Clip 3\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/work\/store\/index.php?storeid=42299&amp;buy=4246257&amp;checkout=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-content\/preview-videos\/PV-goldie-blair-clip04.jpg\" alt=\"Goldie Blair Clip 04\" \/><br \/>\n<input type=\"submit\" value=\"Buy Clip 4\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Detective Blair is snooping around so I have to tie her up, rig up a quick crossbow death if she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1617,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,21,63,8,89,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abduction","category-bondage","category-damsel-in-distress","category-gagged","category-goldie-blair","category-rope-bondage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1616"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10067,"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1616\/revisions\/10067"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/provillain.com\/provillain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}