Goldie Blair, Detective in Distress
Detective Blair is snooping around so I have to tie her up, rig up a quick crossbow death if she struggles, and go about my villainly business. Will she escape?
Dun Dun Duuuuuuuun!…
Detective Blair was nosing around again, so I tied her up and injected her with a slow-working poison. She has five minutes to work her way free and drink the antidote… Dun Dun Duuuuuun!!…
That damn Detective Blair won’t leave me alone, so I tie her up outside, strap TNT to her naked breasts, light the fuse and run! Will she wriggle free this time? Dun Dun DUUUUUUN!!!…
I’ve got her this time! Poor Goldie is tied to a tree, her clothes shredded away, her breasts smeared with honey, and left for the huge, terrifying (admittedly plastic) flesh-eating ANTS to consume!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!